THIS SHOW IS COMEDY GOLD AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE
PUT ME DOWN.
I feel like this game is sorta like Cards Against Humanity in talk game show form lol
I want to date someone who is genuinely my best friend. Someone who I can stay up late talking to, and have meaningful conversations with. Someone who treats everybody friendly. Someone who’s there for me when I need them to be, and vice-versa. Someone I can love.
EVERYONE, ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS.
WHEN SHE STARTED CRYING I STARTED CRYING BECAUSE NO WOMAN DESERVES THIS AND GUYS ARE SUCH FUCKING TWATS AND I AM A GUY. THIS IS NOT OKAY
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
Men’s Rights Activists.
OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION
I just want everyone in the skeleton clique to know that, even though their performance at the MTV Movie Awards was great and something we should all be proud of, it wasn’t Twenty One Pilots’ television debut. Their performance of House of Gold on Conan was, and you guys should all check it out!
Toxic | Melanie Martinez
One line in and I already knew I’d be reblogging.
Press play. Do it.
This is so sexy.
dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad
What does kindness get you? This.
It’s TOO GOOD AND MY EYELIDS ARE WATERFALLS
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
Joey Richter + Colour (requested by anon)
The way you deal with haters is you first deal with the lovers. And you realize that the love is equally far from the norm as the hate. And when you can deal with the love and realize that that isn’t really true then you can feel better about the hate.
You have to realize that the person saying ‘I love you, you’re my hero’ is just as wrong as the person saying ‘Die in a ditch’.
if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way