rockittear:

I just want everyone in the skeleton clique to know that, even though their performance at the MTV Movie Awards was great and something we should all be proud of, it wasn’t Twenty One Pilots’ television debut. Their performance of House of Gold on Conan was, and you guys should all check it out!

Melanie Martinez - Toxic (originally by Britney Spears)
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hermionejg:

davidthestrange:

tyleroakley:

infinitelyeverlark:

Toxic | Melanie Martinez

One line in and I already knew I’d be reblogging.

Press play. Do it.

This is so sexy.

nicolasiscaged:

dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad

tylersthings:

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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It’s TOO GOOD AND MY EYELIDS ARE WATERFALLS

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

breakfastwithponds:

Joey Richter + Colour (requested by anon)

People always ask ‘how do you deal with haters?’ and everyone says ‘I just ignore them, fuck the haters, there will always be haters’.
The way you deal with haters is you first deal with the lovers. And you realize that the love is equally far from the norm as the hate. And when you can deal with the love and realize that that isn’t really true then you can feel better about the hate.
You have to realize that the person saying ‘I love you, you’re my hero’ is just as wrong as the person saying ‘Die in a ditch’.
Bo Burnham about celebrity [x] (via unrealisticfangirlfantasy)

davidcrap:

if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?

rigginsrigs:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

thranduart:

cosplayadoration:

Hocus Pocus. / Costumes: Castle Corsetry / Models: Birds of Play as Winifred and Sarah Sanderson, Chrissy Lynn as Mary Sanderson & Strange Like That Cosplay as Billy Butcherson / Photographer: Joits Photography 

HNNNNNNNNNNGH

dontkillbirds:

Doctor Who is no longer my fave TV show and you have no idea how sad that makes me

markliddell: